jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
Hannibal fandom: we would like to have you all for dinner
sir-pyllero: hankler-fish: blainestorm: ckweek: squidkneee: phlynn: summer bloggin happened to fast summer bloggin had me a blast I met a friend crazy for me Met a blog, cute as can be tumblr days, drifted away but oohh-oh those tumblr nights TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE, LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!? tell me more tell me more did you reblog that ass
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas “I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?” “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
cleverness-of-me: dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response me too omfg
theheartofascientist: lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014. 20FREAKING14 WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX W H O L E EPISODES.
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
julietrosedoctor: man-in-the-moonmoon: zackisontumblr: friends with overprotective parents friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way) friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in...
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.